Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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