get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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