In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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