laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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