Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I checked into jail on foursquare
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Can I color on your dick again?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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