I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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