You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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