i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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