so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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