You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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