This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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