White coat. Heels.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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