I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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