My brain says no but my pants say off.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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