The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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