remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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