No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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