I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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