Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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