he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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