i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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