You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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