Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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