I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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