I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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