it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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