Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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