If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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