Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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