YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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