She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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