I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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