Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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