I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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