Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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