This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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