there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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