I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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