i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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