okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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