Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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