we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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