guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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