If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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