My brain says no but my pants say off.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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