Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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