Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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