I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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