So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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