Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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